Funny Story

Let me set the stage: I just finished smoking a small joint I rolled myself, and I had put Trainspotting on (I had just finished Porno and it made me want to watch the movie again). The volume was pretty loud, and I was pretty buzzed--in short I was having a good time.

All of a sudden I hear the door burst open. Next I hear "We're home". My blood ran cold. Was I hallucinating? Oh, please, for the love of god let me be hearing things. I start to sneak around the corner and my mother appears. I nearly jump out of my skin and my heart shoots to the back of my throat. My mom greets me and then sniffs the air...I was caught.

They were surprisingly cool about everything. I ended up talking to Hollie, and I asked her for coffee so I could just get out of my house while my parents were home. Fun times, really.

The next thing I know we're playing Frisbee with other friends, and ended smoking a small joint. I didn't have much; I had already smoked today. And, yeah, came home and that was my day.